A mono-syllabic one, this one. Here’s the reason why reporters can’t really go around interviewing four-year-olds.
And this particular four-year-old can’t quite answer Why questions.
What is your favourite food?
Cornflakes. Banana Nut Crunch and Koko Crunch.
What do you like to do?
I like to play Rainbow Jody Catty because Jody told me to.
Baby and Jae Jae. I’m the baby and Jody is the Jae Jae.
What do you like to do outside of home?
I like to cycle and swim.
What would you like to learn?
I like to learn ABCs.
Because I like.
Well what else do you want to learn?
I want to learn drawing.
Because… I don’t know!
I like ballet.
Because I like!
No. Because I don’t want to.
Where do you like to go?
I like to go gai-gai. Kallang Leisure Park because I like to go. We go to the Little Bookshop because I have ice-cream there.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be mummy. Because I want. I want one girl. Her name is Angelina.
What do you like to do with you gor-gor and jae-jae?
I like to play fetch with gor-gor. When I throw something, gor-gor will catch it.
What do you like to do with your mama?
I like to do with my mama drawing. I like to draw house, butterfly, rainbow, mummy and daddy, gor-gor, jae-jae, mei-mei, grandparents.
What do you like to do with your papa?
I like to do with my papa colouring and also cutting.
What’s your favourite colour?
Because I like. OK bye!